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wincestmakesmecry: i love sam and i love dean and i love season one to season seven and i love Jared and Jensen and the writers and the impala and the samulet and the title cards and the animated series and the DVD menu music and the wardrobe [yes including Sam’s shirts] and the meta episodes and the tie in novels and the entire universe and culture this show created and man i just fucking love...
Mar 9th
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ain't no angel gonna greet me:... →
thepizzamanswormstache: Birth Control 101 For Idiots bemusedlybespectacled: This is hormonal birth control. As you can see on the box, you take exactly one pill per day. To make sure it works, you need to take one pill every day at the same time, or it stops working. You…
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February 2012
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January 2012
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MPAA Directly & Publicly Threatens Politicians Who... →
wilwheaton: Reinforcing the fact that Chris Dodd really does not get what’s happening, and showing just how disgustingly corrupt the MPAA relationship is with politicians, Chris Dodd went on Fox News to explicitly threaten politicians who accept MPAA campaign donations that they’d better pass Hollywood’s favorite legislation… or else: “Those who count on quote ‘Hollywood’ for support need to...
Jan 21st
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
Jan 20th
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SOPA EMERGENCY LIST. →
meghanalefae: aprilstar-dance: SOPA Emergency IP list: So if these ass-fucks in DC decide to ruin the internet, here’s how to access your favorite sites  in the event of a DNS takedown tumblr.com 174.121.194.34 wikipedia.org 208.80.152.201 # News bbc.co.uk 212.58.241.131 aljazeera.com 198.78.201.252 # Social media reddit.com...
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Kid I babysit: There's a monster under my bed!!
Me: That's silly, there's no such thing as mo...
Me: OH GOD IT'S TEARING MY ARM!
Me: Kidding. He only eats kids.
Me: Good night.
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“50 Cent did not disappoint. He ordered a grapefruit soda. The waiter brings him...”
– Aziz Ansari on Letterman last night, explaining his spotting of 50 Cent at a restaurant in NYC (via sexualsportswear)
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ain't no angel gonna greet me: Dear Customer who... →
fuckyeahsodomites: sweetupndown: you thought I didn’t really notice. But I did. I wanted to high-five you. Yesterday I had a pair of brothers in my store. One was maybe between 15-17. He was a wrestler at the local high school. Kind of tall, stocky and handsome. He had a younger…
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December 2011
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Teacher : What comes after 69 ?
Me : Mouthwash
Teacher : Get out .
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